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06.04.2015 23:14 EDT
Newest Jokes In Hindi 2015


Universal Truth:-
Kaamyabi 'Toilet' Ki Badbu Ki Tarah Hoti Hai!!

Bardasht Tabhi Hoti He Jab Apni Ho.
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Ek Din Neel Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Pe Gaya. Uska Pet Kharab Tha. Sham Ko Wo Gf Ke Ghar Pahuncha. Gf Ke Dad Ne Use Bethne Ke Liye Kaha. Wo Betha, And Hi Farted- Pooooonnn.
Gf's Dad Says- Tommy Waha Se Hato.
Wo Nahi Hata. Aur Neel Bhi Khush Ho Gaya Ke Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala.

Again He Farted- Pooooonnn.

Dad Says- Tommy Get Out Of The Home, Waha Se Hato.

Gf Said- Get Out Tommy.
Wo Nahi Hata.

Then Neel Ke Pet Ne Fir Se Uska Saath Choda Aur Is Baar Uska Paad Thoda Zor Ka Tha:-Poooooooooonnnnnnnn...

Dad (Realy In Anger) - Tommy Bhonsdike, Tere Upar Hug Dega Tab Hatega Waha Se...
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* Quotes *

A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted..

Nothing Is Permanent In This Wicked World Not Even Our Troubles.

There Is A Child, Inside Each One Of Us,
Who Comes Out In Frot Of The Person We Are Most Confortable With...

Dkrules Live Forever
4-4 Saal Ke Ladka Ladki,
Dono Tab Me Nange Naha Rahe The.

Ladki Boli- Me Teli Su-su Pakad Lu?
Ladka- Nai.
Ladki- Kyu?
Ladka- Apni To Tod Di, Meli Bhi Todegi Kya??
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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Pappu Ke Haath Me Diya
Wo Khushi Se Chillaya:- Betaa-aa Hua? Betaa-aa Hua!
Nurse Chillai:- Abe Andhe Ki Aulad Ladki Hui He... Meri Ungli Chod...
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Husband:- Ye Kesa Khana Banaya Hai Tumne,
Bilkul Gobar Jaisa.?

Wife:- Hey Bhagwan Is Aadmi Ne To,
Har Cheej Chakh Rakhi Hai.!
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Ek Accident Hua,
Bahot Bheed Jama Ho Gayi,
Pappu Ko Dekhne Ka Mauka Nahi Mil Raha Tha!

Usne Bahot Koshish Ki, Par Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekh Paya.

Pappu Dimaag Laga Kar Bola,
Ye Mera Baap Hai,

Bheed Piche Hati.

Toh Dekha Kutta Mara Pada Tha..!
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Teacher- Saniya Mirza Kaun Hai?
Santa- Tenis Player?

Teacher- Very Good,
Aur Sunny Leone??


Santa- T Ki Jagah P Laga Do...

*Slap*Suspended For A Year*
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Fact- Jab Mohabbat Aur Jang Me Sab Jaayaz Hai,

To Mohabbat Me Hone Wala Munna Kyu Najayaz Hai???
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Log Kehte He Ke Khuda Ne Aap Ko Bahut Fursat Me Banaya

Simple Si Baat He Yaar,
Faaltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jaate Hai...
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Chuhe Ko Billi Lagi Gori
Dono Milne Lage Chori Chori
Chuha Bola- O Gori Ao Baandhe Ham Pyaar Ki Dori
Billi Chuhe Ko Kha Ke Boli... I Hate Love Story!!
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Isse Jyada Dushmani Ki Inteha Kya Hogi Gaalib
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Sandaas Ke Lote Me Koi Pisi Mirch Daal Gaya...
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Nitin & Manoj Daaru Pee K Gar Jaa Rahe The.
Tabhi Manoj Chillaya- Nitin Deewar...
Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai,,, Deewar,,, Dhadammm
Wo Takra Gaye.

Agle Din Hospital Me:-
Manoj Asked Nitin- Harami Thukwa Diya Na Kab Se Keh Raha Tha, Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai, Saale Sun Hi Nahi Raha Tha, Tuje 1 Baar Bhi Khayal Nahi Aya Ki Gharwale Intezaar Kar Rahe Honge, Ghar Walo Aur Bacho Par Kya Beetegi..
Aur Ham Mar Jaate To Gharwalo Ka Kya Ho??
Bol Ab Bolta Q Nahi Kutte???

Nitin Gusse Me Karhate Hue- Gaadi Tu Chala Raha Tha Bevde...
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Boy- Jaan E Man... Ees Dil Me Aaja Na!

Girl- Sandal Nikalu Kya?

Boy- Pagli, Yeh Mandir Nahi... Aise Hi Aaja!!!
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Ek Aadmi Toilet Me Betha Tha Achanak Se Uske Paas Wale Toilet Se Awaaz Aayi-
Kya Haal Hai?

Admi Ghabra Kar Bola- Theek Hu.

Phir Awaaz Ayi- Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Aadmi- Zara Kaam Se Baitha Hu...

Phir Awaaz Ayi- Me Aa Jau??

Admi Aur Ghabra Kar Bola - Nahi Nahi Mein Akele Hi Theek Hu.

Phir Awaaz Ayi-
Acha Yaar Mein Tumhe Baad Me Call Karta Hu... Koi Harami Saala Sath Wale Toilet Se Mere Har Baat Ka Jawaab De Raha Hai...
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Jo Apni Gf Ko Chaand Samajhte He, Wo Kripya Dhyan Rakhe Ki Chand Par Aapse Pehle 17 Log Chad Chuke He, Ek Kutta Bhi Tha.
JanHit Me Jaari
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1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya,
Ladki Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka,
Chappalo Se Peeta, Maar Khaa ke Ladka Utha Aur Kapde Jhad Ke Bola- TO FIR INKAAR SAMJHU
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Arz Kiya Hai
Apki Gf Apki Yaad Me Itna Doob Gayi

Apki Gf Apki Yaad Me Itna Doob Gayi

Hugne Bethi Aur Salwar Kholna Bhool Gayi...
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Welcome To My Blog


Do Bachche Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Sher Aa Gaya,

1st:- Chote Tu Dar To Nahi Raha?

2nd:- Me Nahi Darta.

1st:- To Apni Dho Meri Kyu Dho Raha Hai???
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English Sir- Pappu Why R U So Late??

Pappu- Sir Meri Car...

Sir- Talk In English.

Pappu- My Car Fassing In Kichad.
No Hilling
No Dulling
Only Po Po Karing. IsLiye Me Late Coming...
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Cheeta Cigarett Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Chuha Wahan Aya Or Bola- Bhai Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat He.
Cheeta Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.
Aage Haathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola- Bhai Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat He.
Haathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.
Aage Sher Whisky Pine Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Wahi Kaha,
Sher Ne Glass Side Me Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Maare.
Haathi Bola- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko??
Sher Bola- Ye Saala Roz Gaanja Peeke Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai...
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TV Reporter Ne Bomb Dhamake Me Jakhmi Satna Se Pucha- Jab Bomb Gira To Kya Wo Zor Se Phata??

Zakhmi Santa Bola- Nahi Haramzade, Wo Rengta Hua Mere Paas Aaya Or Sharma Ke Bola Paaji DHADAAM...
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