Arz kiya hai Sonch samjh ke na ki shadi jisne , usne jivan bigad liya, Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi ki usne bhi kya ukhaad liya.
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Sam, do you pray before eating? Sam: No, my Mom is a good cook.
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Ek sharabi roz bhagwan shiv ke mandir jata tha, ek din pujari ne vahi Ganesh ki murti rakhi sharabi darshan karne aua our bola,"beta papa se kehna main aya tha.
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"Congrats Sam, U've become a father. Sam: Don't tell my wife. I want to give her a surprise.
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In India, every 10 secs a woman gives birth to a kid. Sardar: We must find
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen? Ajeet: ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo. Pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua he.
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Why were males created before females? He was the rough draft before the final copy.
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One day MON went to TUES to see WED and ask THURS weather FRI has told SAT that SUNDAY is FUN Day!
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Love Fun Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that cow can't fly!
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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? A. A jeweler sells watches whereas a jailor watches cells!
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Ajit is disgusted with Mona's typing. Ajit: Rabert, Mona ke dono hathon ko kat do. Rabert: Q? Ajit: Typing to nahi ati, kamse kam shorthand to sikh legi.
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Robert: Boss, mere 3ra baccha hua hai. Kya nam du? Ajit: Cha Ling Chu. Robert: Cha Ling Chu Q? Ajit: Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
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Two COCKROACH gana ga rahe the: Aashiq banaya aapne" Dono margaye Kyun?? kyun ki gana HIT hai.
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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up? Ring De Basanti.
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Ajit was ordering his chela to kill the enemy. Ajit: Rabert, isko social security pe daal doo. Usko society jine nahin degea aur security marne nahin dega.
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